My parents complain when I ask to borrow money then complain about me having shifts at work so I can earn it myself. I cannot win. Jfc.
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
you are the most evil person
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!